Things to do Things to do at WALMART while your spousepartner is taking their sweet time
- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.
- Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of mm’s on lay away.
- Set up a tent in the camping department.
- When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, why can’t you people just leave me alone?
- Look right into the security camera and useit as a mirror to pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are.
- Dart around the store loudly hummingthe mission impossible theme.
- Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME!
- When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal positionand scream NO NO! Its those voices again.
- Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toiet paper in here!
love
The is the beginning wrapped into one
The tear on your face started and ended with me
Happy used to be so easy
But now it has worn off like a pill you have taken
Looking for a reason to leave
But having more reasons to stay
Thinking I could go on my own
But realizing I need you to go on
Fighting every day to get through the week
But realizing I don’t have to fight when I’m with you
Damage from the hate
Healed from your love
Then just when you think love can go off like a loaded gun
Your love keeps me from being a lone with myself
Knowing deep down I need help
But knowing I need to make you happy enough to stay
Your unknowing pain fuels your love which makes me stay here with you
Can’t help but feel like I’m losing my fucking mind
Every thought of you makes me hurt
But with every touch and smile I feel relief from the pain
It is like you are killing me and healing me at the same time
Every day I have this feeling happen and thoughts run through my mind
Reminding me that you are my sadness and my only happiness at the same time
Like a drug when you are near I feel as high as a kite
But the moment you wear off I in the pit of pain and wait for your return
